WHO SAID IT WAS OK TO POST SOMETHING THIS HORRIBLE!??!??
My first reaction was ‘Nice thought but there’s no way, Coulson is much younger than…’ and then I stopped mid-thought.
Because you know what.
You know what.
After Steve, the US government had to keep trying to recreate the Super-Soldier Serum.
would be the FIRST DAMN PERSON IN LINE to volunteer?
They told us it never worked again. And that was kind of true. They never again recreated the super-strength or the gleaming pecs. But other things, they got right. They got the vastly delayed aging. And the kind of reflexes that make a man able to take out two armed thugs with a bag of flour. And the talent for leading through example. And they got the most important part, Erskine’s favorite part: the magnification of moral fiber, taking the loyalty and selflessness of a loyal and selfless man and making him into something spectacular.
Coulson didn’t buy those vintage cards on Ebay.
He’s had them since he was a little boy.
That little boy right there.
Hey look, a first kiss video with queer people, people of color, and a better body type representation.
Also, they aren’t actors/models! Real people!
THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN THE OTHER ONE
yes. fucking yes.
THEYRE ALL SO POLITE
I love this awhhh c;
well fucking finally
i was born with glass bones and paper skin. every morning i break my legs, and every afternoon i break my arms. at night, i lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep
this is from spongebob
i have a serious medical condition why would u say that
dont try 2 be sneaky u liar
please…my medical bills are extremely high…the only way i can keep myself alive is by selling these…chocolate bars
I wish guys would understand that girls don’t give a flying fuck about whether boys open doors for us or not. We want respect and equality, not meaningless “chivalry” that attempts to cover up their internalized view of women as the weaker sex. Don’t get me wrong. There’s nothing wrong with men being gentlemen by holding doors for women, but they shouldn’t equate that with gender equality and respect.